I bet that title got under your skin, didn’t it, grammar nazis?
So apparently someone called me out on my grammar in my last post. Was the dude right? Sure. However, claiming that he wanted my number so he could call and tell me how much of an illiterate fuck I am seemed a bit much. I’ve never understood the concept of grammar nazism. When I’m typing on the internet I barely pay attention to what keys my fingers are stroking, much less whether or not my sentences can be properly graphed.
My status updates are not treated with the same care and consideration as my term papers.
However, if you happen to be a grammar nazi and spot a mistake I made, feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to tell me how fucking stupid I am. I promise I will get back to you.
In other news, it’s currently snowing in New York. Oddly enough, for what seems like the first time all winter, my landlords have turned the heat on. Better three months late than never I guess.