Corpse Run 181: The proof is in the pooping
I guess having poop as a tag is kind of fun in it’s own right. If I was totally lame (which I am from time to time) I would have said “in it’s own wright.”
See? Totally lame.
New York got some snow today! Nothing that stuck, unfortunately, but it was still fun to walk around while there were flurries. According to accuweather, however, there’s some serious stuff about to go down… kind of. I just checked their site which displayed the following warning:
“WITH TEMPERATURES DROPPING INTO TO THE 20S AND LOWER 30S ACROSS THE AREA…ANY STANDING WATER ON UNTREATED SURFACES WILL FREEZE OVERNIGHT. MOTORISTS SHOULD USE CAUTION WHEN VENTURING OUT TONIGHT AND INTO THE MORNING COMMUTE.”
Other than the fact that this “warning” is pretty tame, I believe that whoever wrote it must be paid by the word, as there is a much more brief way to say the above passage, two words, really.
Black ice. Put me on the accuweather writing crew, coach. I’m ready.
MOUSEWATCH: I know there were some readers interested in naming any mice caught in the future, but Jackie found another mouse in the trap today and has already named it. Keeping in lock step with my cheese theme for names, mouse number four will now be referred to as Muenster. Considering now that it’s cold enough to snow, I’m afraid of letting Muenster out outside. I don’t want the little guy to freeze to death.
Decisions, decisions.
Get a cage? Well, maybe not. Wild rodents aren’t the best choice for pets, even if you like them. Sadly, I have no ideas. Even at its worst, the weather here in my area of New Zealand never reaches a point where I wouldn’t be able to release them. Worst I get is rain. I pity people who need to deal with snow while I’m enjoying summer.
Wow, you know I figured that since he’s a law figure, I’d found out he’s over-deducing…
Damn, missed the first comment : P .
On a mousestreak?
1) Get a cage, keep it around as a battle trophy.
2) Display you Prisoner of War whenever possible, to ward off further mousey invaders
3) ????
4) Profit
Sorry for the double post
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Dude — you’ve gotta have holes in your walls that are letting all these little guys through. Take a look behind your fridge, stove, and sink to make sure you’re not just inviting them in.
Yep! Jackie has found some cracks along the wall behind the stove and has been caulking them up. The fridge is a bit too heavy for us though… spinach time!
Four locks on the dog and four points of logic? Was that on purpose? If so, I really do love your appreciate your attention to detail.
The other way to think of it is that I could have done five locks but I was too stupid to come up with another piece of evidence =P
OBJECTION! The fact that dogs often go on the floor is not admissible; it does not go to the allegation at issue that this particular dog may or may not have gone on the floor on the night in question. Counsel has presented no evidence that this particular dog often goes on the floor, and has not presented expert scientific analysis of the poo and matching it to the dog and/or the food. There were also no other pet witnesses, and no evidence that the dog ran from the scene of the poo to evade capture, demonstrating consciousness of guilt. Counsel also merely presented an empty food bowl and water bowl, without proving that this particular dog ingested the food and water in the bowl (rather than spilling it, or that counsel simply failed to fill said bowls). In short, counsel has merely proven that the dog was near the poo in question, not that the dog pooped on the floor. I move to dismiss.
In regards to your mouse problem if you let them out in the cold they’ll just find a place to burrow for the night. Just as long as you let them out in the morning and not night-time. If you release them at night they’ll most likely end up as owl food if you have owls in your neighborhood.
release them in someone else’s house, that way they’ll be warm, and have food
so you caused this vase to break? Shouldn’t take too long to figure this out.