Corpse Run 480: Tales of… the abyss, I guess
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Lloyd spends the majority of his time during Tales of Symphonia being an idiot. A lovable idiot, an idealistic idiot, but still an idiot.
Zelos was totally tying to be his wingman from time to time, but again… idiot.
Even Genis gets in on taking shot at Lloyd’s total lack of social grace when he tries to offer allegiance to Presea, mouthing off one of my favorite lines in the game:
“STUPID, STUPID LLOYD!”
Anyway, A.C. was at our apartment yesterday and she laid some serious information on Jackie and I: there are some even crazier endgame sequences in Hatoful Boyfriend that we had yet to see.
Naturally we needed to see these endings, so the three of us provided our totally amazing and beautiful voices as we read along. I won’t spoil anything, but oh goodness I was completely blown away by the level of ridiculousness we witnessed.
I’ve said it before, but I must say it again: play Hatoful Boyfriend, it’s amazing.
OH MY GOSH, LOOOOL.
I don’t know about some of these Japanese games… they just seem too strange to me to begin with. I mean why would you even consider pursuing a relationship with something that isn’t even in your species wheelhouse? If this game is supposed to be some kind of Japanese dating sim, why make it pigeons at all? I mean seriously, you couldn’t kiss, cuddle properly, or do anything else you would do with another human being, so why even bother? Not to mention that these bird people find absolutely nothing wrong with one of their own dating a human? Yeah… I just don’t get it and probably couldn’t get caught up enough in the game to even bother finishing one story line let alone all of them.
I’m pretty sure that the /point/ of the pidgeon game is the sheer absurdity. It’s a parody of dating sims.
So…How ’bout them Jets?
RIP in peace Rex Ryan