Corpse Run 618: Remastered
My MTA mini adventure:
- Get on train
- Two stops later the doors close and we move about 100 feet
- booooooop
- “This is now an express train” (train no longer makes local stops and will skip the next four stops which at least half the train gets off at)
- Train enters express lane
- Train proceeds to STOP AT EVERY LOCAL STOP DUE TO TRAIN TRAFFIC AHEAD, BUT SINCE WE’RE IN THE EXPRESS TRACK WE CANT GET OFF THE TRAIN.
- End up stopping at every stop, for an extended wait each time. All passengers are extremely mad.
- Finally get to the new station where we can take a train going local in the opposite direction.
- …A$$HOLE CONDUCTOR OPENS DOORS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRAIN SO HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE HAVE TO SQUEEZE INTO TWO STAIRCASES, WALK UNDER THE TRACKS, AND SQUEEZE BACK UP JUST TWO STAIRCASES
I hate you, MTA.
Yeah, I feel like they could have really done more with the remaster. Other than glitchless widescreen and the international content, it didn’t really offer much over the vanilla game. And I actually preferred the original soundtrack, rather than the updated version, to be honest.
once took a 20 mile rail trip to work, usually took 20 minutes each way but it snowed and they closed down the roads (A303 UK) so the pickup was cancelled and i turned around caught the next train back.
it took an hour and three quarters, why? ‘cos the horn had frozen!
Aleeeeex you totally drew Tidus wrong. In the remaster he looks more like a woman than anything I’ve ever seen. And he’s somehow not.
Also, you forgot the necklace. Kind of a key part of his outfit that EVERYONE recognizes. He looks like… not Tidus… without it.
Seriously, it doesn’t need detail, just put a pointy grey “J” on on a grey line around his neck or something.
Worst HD Remaster for the worst Final Fantasy game.
FF7’s remake hasn’t come out yet.