Ok sooooooooo…

I’ll give you a bulleted list of what happened over the last few days.

  • Friday
    • Scheduled event in Toronto is in danger of being cancelled due to inclement weather north of the border
    • Event planners decide to try to do it, the event is a go
  • Saturday
    • Fly to Toronto in the morning, land in freezing rain
    • Head to Toronto office, discuss next day’s event over lunch
    • Go to the movies and see A Quiet Place, was supremely disappointed – this movie makes absolutely no sense and does not follow its own logic nor do the characters come up with incredibly easy solutions to their problems
    • Have dinner and pass out due to tiredness, poutine may or may not have been involved
  • Sunday
    • Event ends up getting cancelled due to weather
    • Have a kick-butt dinner at coworker’s house
  • Monday
    • Go to airport and watch Netflix
    • 10:30am flight gets delayed
    • Delayed a second time
    • Delayed a third time
    • Delayed a fourth time
    • At around 4:30pm, the flight gets cancelled
    • Flight gets rebooked for 6:45pm… the next day
    • Go to a hotel
    • Eat poutine and pass out
  • Tuesday
    • Check out at hotel is 11am, so go to airport a billion hours early
    • Watch Netflix
    • 6:45pm flight gets delayed
    • Delayed a second time
    • Finally get in the plane
    • Plane has ice on its wings
    • Gets the de-icing procedure
    • Finally takes off
    • Get home at 11pm

COOL THIS WAS A GREAT AND FUN FLIGHT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FINE FELLOWS AT DELTA AIRLINES.

Black Mirror is silly.  A Quiet Place was dumb.

That’s all I’ve got, yo.