HEY GUESS WHAT IT’S NFL DRAFT TIME!

This means it’s another round of the Corpse Run Mock Draft, which is totally 100% accurate every year.  Don’t bother checking up on that statement to see if it’s true or not.  It isn’t, but don’t bother anyway…

I’m kind of hoping the Jets pull off a huge trade to set us up with some great future picks!  IT’S TOTES GOING TO HAPPEN, OK?  BELIEVE!

HERE WE GO!

1. Cardinals – Quinnen Williams, DT, Alabama
2. 49ers – Nick Bosa, DE, Ohio State
3. TRADE (NYJ -> WAS) Redskins – Dwayne Haskins, QB, Ohio State
4. Raiders – Ed Oliver, DT, Houston
5. Buccaneers – Josh Allen, DE, Kentucky
6. TRADE (NYG -> CIN) Bengals – Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma
7. Jaguars – T.J. Hockenson, TE, Iowa
8. Lions – Jawaan Taylor, OT, Florida
9. Bills – Jonah Williams, OT, Alabama
10. Broncos – Drew Lock, QB, Missouri
11. TRADE (CIN -> NYG) Giants – Daniel Jones, QB, Duke
12. Packers – Greedy Williams, CB, LSU
13. Dolphins – Rashan Gary, DE, Michigan
14. Falcons – Devin White, LB, LSU
15. TRADE (WAS -> NYJ) Jets – Andre Dillard, OT, Washington St.
16. Panthers – D.K. Metcalf, WR, Mississippi
17. Giants – Christian Wilkins, DT, Clemson
18. Vikings – Garrett Bradbury, C, N.C. State
19. Titans – Brian Burns, DE, Florida State
20. Steelers – Devin Bush, LB, Michigan
21. Seahawks – Montez Sweat, DE, Mississippi St.
22. Ravens – Jeffery Simmons, DT, Mississippi St.
23. Texans – Josh Jacobs, RB, Alabama
24. Raiders – Irv Smith, TE, Alabama
25. Eagles – Rock Ya-Sin, CB, Temple
26. Colts – Clelin Ferrell, DE, Clemson
27. Raiders – Deandre Baker, CB, Georgia
28. Chargers – Marquise Brown, WR, Oklahoma
29. Seahawks – Dexter Lawrence, DT, Clemson
30. Packers – A.J. Brown, WR, Mississippi
31. Rams – Noah Fant, TE, Iowa
32. Patriots – Greg Little, OT, Mississippi