I really should just stop looking around after activating the teleporter considering that the only thing that might happen is that I notice I missed something and I watch helplessly as I transport away, left to wonder what amazing, game-changing item might have been lost.

WHAT IF IT WAS A RED?

What if?

Also I got measured for my wedding tuxedo this weekend and while trying on some jackets I held my arms forward and suddenly the sleeves were nearer my elbows than my wrists.

“You’ve got long arms,” said the suit guy.

Apparently I have long arms.  Watch out, world, my arms are long.