Corpse Run 192: Pronunciation revelation
I keep a pen and paper (usually a napkin) right by my head when I’m sleeping; I dream pretty vividly and like to write down ideas just as I wake up.
One morning I woke up to find scribbled on a napkin, “I’m pretty sure that the “h” sound in Jesus was just a typo, h and j are next to each other on a keyboard.”
At the time that I wrote it, I totally thought it was true. Being half asleep leads to… fantastic epiphanies.
So, I figure I should give the follow up story to my dental electrocution from last week. The tooth that my gums grew into became infected and had to be removed. Randy tried to remove it himself, but after about an hour of tugging and pulling, he referred me to an oral surgeon.
Once at the surgeon (named… Jebediah) he attempted to have a go at the tooth, but I was only given a topical analgesic and was in quite a bit of pain.
“Have you ever been given nitrous oxide?” he asked.
“No, but if it helps I’ll take it.”
Jebediah fitted me with a plastic mask, turned a valve on some tank, and…
Everything became wonderful… it wasn’t anything like you see in cartoons where the walls melt or everything becomes super colorful or anything. Things were just… nice.
After a few minutes of waiting, Jeb asked me how I felt.
I initially was sporting a funny expression, but I suddenly my face became serious and said in a deep voice, “Intensely bizarre, doctor.”
“Well, I guess we’re good to go then,” he said, going back to work.
That is the most weirdest explanation I can find for the Hesus thingy.
Ain’t that terrific on your mouth works.
I know that feel, When I was a kid I had to have my first molars pulled because they came in rotten and I got the gas too! The only way I could explain it would be it felt like I was covered in fuzzyness and everything felt fantastic!
You should have asked a prescription for that NO2.
Pronounce.
Oh god… I am a stupid stupid head, will fix later!
Epic. Thats all i can say lol
I commented on the last page too about an experience I had with a dentist. But wanted to comment on the N02 thing, they don’t usually make it clear but if they get the mix wrong on that stuff it can cause brain damage and death.
I actually had it go wrong with me at one of my visits, took 15 to 20 minutes for me to be able to actually understand speech again once it wore off. It really messed me up and scared the crap out of me. Everything I heard sounded like the way the adults were heard to speak in the old Charlie Brown cartoons.
It was all like “Wah wah wah wha… Wha… wha wha…” Imagine that for 15 to 20 minutes, not understanding what anyone is trying to say to you and registering the panicked looks on their faces when they figure out something went wrong.
Once again I will state… I hate dentists.
Holey-Moley that’s a messed up story. I would have freaked out and had a heart attack if that happened to me. You’re a braver dentist-goer than I!
Maybe the machines couldn’t figure out what to make “Jesus” sound like, which is why “Jesus” sounds like both . . .