Corpse Run 537: Cutbacks
I feel you Leon, I feel you…
In news that can only happen at summer camp, I’ve been challenged by a camper to a Rubik’s Cube race at Talent Show.
Most folks who know me are aware that I can solve one (through the most unintelligent methods possible) and often busted out the cube while inebriated at college.
Jackie and I also bust out our cubes at home.
…while inebriated.
Anyway, it’s been a while since I’ve actually touched my cube, so I don’t know if I remember how to do it…
MUSCLE MEMORY COME TO MY AID!
A handful of you sent me emails about the website experiencing issues yesterday. First off, thanks! I don’t have a ton of time while I’m at camp so having you guys alert me is really helpful!
Second… Kyle, if you’re reading this, you have been my personal hero recently fixing stuff and dealing with my emails that likely don’t make any sense. Thanks so much!
The truth will reveal itself
“…But don’t worry, Leon, we have a contact who’ll be able to get you some better hardware.”
“Great. How will I know him?”
“Imagine if a sex-offender’s trenchcoat was tricked out for the apocalypse.”
“…”