Thank you to awesome and fun and beautiful and wonderful significant other Victoria for today’s strip!  We’ve been watching a lot of Netflix (remotely) during quarantine and my goodness, some of the things we’ve seen…

…but guess what?  IT’S NFL DRAFT DAY!  Time for one of the best sports days of the year, in a year where most sports are on hold!  So here we go once again, it’s the…

…Corpse Run Mock Draft (2020)!

  1. Cincinnati – Joe Burrow, QB, LSU
  2. Trade (WAS to LAC): LA Chargers – Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama
  3. Detriot – Chase Young, DL, Ohio State
  4. NY Giants – Tristan Wirfs, OL, Iowa
  5. Miami – Justin Herbert, QB, Oregon
  6. Trade (LAC to WAS): Washington – Jedrick Wills, OL, Alabama
  7. Carolina – Jeff Okudah, CB, Ohio State
  8. Cardinals – Andrew Thomas, OL, Georgia
  9. Jacksonville – Derrick Brown, DL, Auburn
  10. Cleveland – Isaiah Simmons, LB, Clemson
  11. NY Jets – CeeDee Lamb, WR, Oklahoma
  12. Las Vegas Raiders – Jerry Jeudy, WR, Alabama
  13. San Francisco – Henry Ruggs III, WR, Alabama
  14. Tampa Bay – Mekhi Becton, OL, Louisville
  15. Denver – C.J. Henderson, CB, Florida
  16. Atlanta – K’Lavon Chaisson, LB, LSU
  17. Dallas – Patrick Queen, LB, LSU
  18. Miami – Joshua Jones, OL, Houston
  19. Las Vegas Raiders – Javon Kinlaw, DL, South Carolina
  20. Jacksonville – Justin Jefferson, WR, LSU
  21. Philadelphia – Tee Higgins, WR, Clemson
  22. Minnesota – Jaylon Johnson, CB, Utah
  23. New England – Jordan Love, QB, Utah St.
  24. New Orleans – Yetur Gross-Matos, DL, Penn St.
  25. Minnesota – Ross Blacklock, DL, TCU
  26. Miami – Zack Baun, LB, Wisconsin
  27. Seattle – Cesar Ruiz, OL, Michigan
  28. Baltimore – Kenneth Murray, LB, Oklahoma
  29. Tennessee – K.J. Hamler, WR, Penn St.
  30. Green Bay – Trevon Diggs, CB, Alabama
  31. San Francisco – D’Andre Swift, RB, Georgia
  32. Kansas City – Jeff Gladney, CB, TCU

How many picks will be wrong?  Most of them!  The only thing I feel like we can all say with certainty is that Joe Burrow is going #1.