Thank you to awesome and fun and beautiful and wonderful significant other Victoria for today’s strip!  We’ve been watching a lot of Netflix (remotely) during quarantine and my goodness, some of the things we’ve seen…

…but guess what?  IT’S NFL DRAFT DAY!  Time for one of the best sports days of the year, in a year where most sports are on hold!  So here we go once again, it’s the…

…Corpse Run Mock Draft (2020)!

1. Cincinnati – Joe Burrow, QB, LSU
2. Trade (WAS to LAC): LA Chargers – Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama
3. Detriot – Chase Young, DL, Ohio State
4. NY Giants – Tristan Wirfs, OL, Iowa
5. Miami – Justin Herbert, QB, Oregon
6. Trade (LAC to WAS): Washington – Jedrick Wills, OL, Alabama
7. Carolina – Jeff Okudah, CB, Ohio State
8. Cardinals – Andrew Thomas, OL, Georgia
9. Jacksonville – Derrick Brown, DL, Auburn
10. Cleveland – Isaiah Simmons, LB, Clemson
11. NY Jets – CeeDee Lamb, WR, Oklahoma
12. Las Vegas Raiders – Jerry Jeudy, WR, Alabama
13. San Francisco – Henry Ruggs III, WR, Alabama
14. Tampa Bay – Mekhi Becton, OL, Louisville
15. Denver – C.J. Henderson, CB, Florida
16. Atlanta – K’Lavon Chaisson, LB, LSU
17. Dallas – Patrick Queen, LB, LSU
18. Miami – Joshua Jones, OL, Houston
19. Las Vegas Raiders – Javon Kinlaw, DL, South Carolina
20. Jacksonville – Justin Jefferson, WR, LSU
21. Philadelphia – Tee Higgins, WR, Clemson
22. Minnesota – Jaylon Johnson, CB, Utah
23. New England – Jordan Love, QB, Utah St.
24. New Orleans – Yetur Gross-Matos, DL, Penn St.
25. Minnesota – Ross Blacklock, DL, TCU
26. Miami – Zack Baun, LB, Wisconsin
27. Seattle – Cesar Ruiz, OL, Michigan
28. Baltimore – Kenneth Murray, LB, Oklahoma
29. Tennessee – K.J. Hamler, WR, Penn St.
30. Green Bay – Trevon Diggs, CB, Alabama
31. San Francisco – D’Andre Swift, RB, Georgia
32. Kansas City – Jeff Gladney, CB, TCU

How many picks will be wrong?  Most of them!  The only thing I feel like we can all say with certainty is that Joe Burrow is going #1.