I’ve been seeing Fall Guys stuff everywhere the last week or so so I decided to give it a go…

…Fall Guys is the most infuriating game I have ever played.  Within five minutes I could feel tightness in my chest as my heart rate accelerated to speeds that I never knew possible.  Every time my character faffed about, lollying around while treating my inputs as unimportant suggestions and bumping into nonsense I became more and more agitated.  Falling off crap, getting held by other players, face planting and then taking forever to stand up again… I can’t take it.  After about an hour I rage quit, this game is kid friendly in its presentation, but is otherwise the most evil game I’ve ever experienced.