It’s my favorite day of the year again… NFL Draft Day!  Time to sit back, not-relax, and watch children instantly become super wealthy… but I care for some reason!  Once again I’ll be anxiously waiting for the Jets to pick, making mental notes whenever a player I wanted is selected before our turn.

That said, there are a number of players I feel comfortable with taking this year, so hopefully things go well!

It’s time for…

The Fifth Annual Corpse Run Mock Draft!

1. Rams – Jared Goff, QB, Cal
2. Eagles – Carson Wentz, QB, North Dakota
3. Chargers – Laremy Tunsil, OT, Mississippi
4. Cowboys – Jalen Ramsey, CB/S, Florida State
5. Jaguars – Joey Bosa, DE, Ohio State
6. Ravens – Ezekiel Elliot, RB, Ohio State
7. 49ers – Ronnie Stanley, OT, Notre Dame
8. Browns – DeForest Buckner, DE, Oregon
9. Buccaneers – Jack Conklin, OT, Michigan State
10. Giants – Laquon Treadwell, WR, Mississippi
11. Bears – Vernon Hargreaves, CB, Florida
12. Saints – Leonard Floyd, OLB, Georgia
13. Dolphins – Eli Apple, CB, Ohio State
14. Raiders – Sheldon Rankins, DT, Louisville
15. Titans – Myles Jack, OLB, UCLA
16. Lions – A’Shawn Robinson, DT, Alabama
17. Falcons – Shaq Lawson, DE, Clemson
18. Colts – Noah Spence, DE, Eastern Kentucky
19. Bills – Robert Nkemdiche, DT, Mississippi
20. Jets – Reggie Ragland, ILB, Alabama
21. Redskins – Will Fuller, WR, Notre Dame
22. Texans – Josh Doctson, WR, TCU
23. Vikings – Corey Coleman, WR, Baylor
24. Bengals – Darron Lee, OLB, Ohio State
25. Steelers – Cody Whitehair, OG, Kansas State
26. Seahawks – Taylor Decker, OT, Ohio State
27. Packers – Germain Ifedi, OG, Texas A&M
28. Chiefs – Paxton Lynch, QB, Memphis
29. Cardinals – William Jackson III, CB, Houston
30. Panthers – Kevin Dodd, DE, Clemson
31. Broncos – Jarran Reed, DT, Alabama

There’s no 32nd pick this year due to the Pats losing one for the deflating footballs scandal.

Side note, starting this year… The players Alex would be happy with the Jets drafting (within reason)

Very unlikely but not impossible:

• Laquon Treadwell, WR, Mississippi
• Jack Conklin, OT, Michigan State
• Leonard Floyd, OLB, Georgia

Possible picks:

• Josh Doctson, WR, TCU
• Will Fuller, WR, Notre Dame
• Reggie Ragland, ILB, Alabama
• Taylor Decker, OT, Ohio State
• Darron Lee, OLB, Ohio State
• Eli Apple, CB, Ohio State
• William Jackson III, CB, Houston
• Mackensie Alexander, CB, Clemson

The “Alex sees these as reaches but would be ok with it” group:

• Germain Ifedi, OG, Texas A&M
• Hunter Henry, TE, Arkansas

The “Please don’t do this… at least not at 20th overall” group:

• Paxton Lynch, QB, Memphis
• Connor Cook, QB, Michigan State
• Jaylon Smith, ILB, Notre Dame

LET’S DO THIS!