Hope all you folks had a lovely holiday this past Thursday and didn’t die in a department store throwdown on Friday.

For the most part of the weekend I’ve been hawking up phlegm with “I don’t think I’m actually sick but I’m coughing up an alarming amount of phlegm” sickness.

It’s symptoms are:

  • coughing up an alarming amount of phlegm
  • torso hurting from so much coughing

If the picture isn’t painted clearly enough, I coughed up a baseball of phlegm Sunday morning.  This thing was so thick I could barely penetrate it with my tongue.

Also, I was too lazy to get out of bed to spit it out, so I swallowed it.