Awwwww yeah it’s only 11:07pm while writing this post. That’s so early it may as well be the middle of the day.
To be fair, no, we did not receive a package marked “fragile as eggs” that contained eggs. We did however, receive a package labeled “fragile as eggs.”
The thought of it containing eggs excited me so much that I was supremely disappointed when there weren’t eggs inside.
This was an enormous bummer.