Corpse Run 430: Technically correct
Camp continues!
Every year I make multiple trips into various nearby (and not so nearby) towns in order to get supplies. Due to the fact that operating a camp means caring for wildly different types of buildings/activities/facilities/etc, our supply run lists are… varied.
In the case of today, we spent around $1,600+ on items such as:
- Buckets
- Candy and drinks
- Shower curtains
- Lighter fluid
- Oxygen tanks
- Tie-dye kits
- Sandals
- Plastic shelving units
- Water bottles
- Stamps
- Towels
I also picked up a box of rim-shot things that are more or less rifle-blanks yesterday, that was a new one.
The big supply runs, while annoying, are sometimes easier to explain at the checkout. The cashier sees a huge amount of stuff and I easily offer up, “it’s for a summer camp.”
I’ve totally mentioned this before (either in a post or on a livestream), but it bears repeating:
The small supply runs are the most awkward things ever.
There is no feeling quite like watching a cashier scan in ten or so bottles of lighter fluid, and then stare at me when the only other item on the conveyor belt is a pack of underwear for girls aged 7-9.
Nothing is more uncomfortable.
I had a similar moment last year when I had another suspiciously large amount of flammable liquid and a single candy bar.
Boy do I love looking like a weirdo.
Woo, first time commenting, been following for a long time now, thought I might as well join in. Worst counter situation I’ve been in was buying like, 20 bottles of pills and a single coloring book at Walmart. Buying stuff for other people is awkward…
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Out of curiosity, how did that purchase go?
The cashier actually said they’d be right back, walked to a wall phone, talked with someone, then came back and, while glaring, rang everything up. Meanwhile 2 people behind me were angry everything was taking so long. Also, thanks for noticing me!
I would to be honest also look at someone weird if i saw them buy a bunch of lighter fluid
We needed it! To start fires! Benign fires!
One time i was working in a camp up north and had to go into a hunting store and buy a machete and a ski mask thats it.
so you had to buy equipment for Friday the 13th?
A swell purchase!
That’s a great explanation. I’m going to use it from now on.
So what if you’re a weirdo? You’re an adorable weirdo. And we love you. 🙂
Woooooooo! WEIRDOS FOR LIFE!
This is perfect