Corpse Run 700: My fair lady
What?! Arbitrarily important strip number? Crazy!
It is a little nuts that we’re now at strip 700. That seems like a pretty decent amount. That’s like 100… but seven times.
Neat! Thank you all for reading and here’s to the next seven hundred.
I have no real story to write today other than one concerning rotisserie chicken. Whenever I go home after work/gym, I aim to pick up a grocery store rotisserie chicken. You know, those ones in plastic containers that sit on the heated shelving units.
They’re already cooked, taste pretty good, and are filling, so they make for a great dinner. Unfortunately I’ve gotten home a little late most of this week and missed out on all the chickens. I happened to snag one tonight before making, the strip, but there were only two left when I got to the store.
I want those chickens, Morty. I’m not in this to avenge my dead family, Morty, that was fake. Morty, I want those chickens, Morty. That’s my arc, Morty. Chickens, I want those-even if it takes me nine seasons I want those chickens, Morty. Nine more seasons, Morty, those chickens, nine seasons, Morty.
Promise made, promise delivered. “It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this:” https://servimg.com/view/19233675/118
Tell me if it worked. Congratulations for your 700th webcomic.
I love it!
Thanks.
In her defense, it’s hard to tell the difference anyway.
I mean, Link iiiiis pretty svelte.
When no one was looking, Alex made 700 comics. That’s as many as 70 tens. And that’s terrific.
Or alarming! GET PUMPED FOR 701!
Don’t forget to pick up some Szechuan Teriyaki Sauce. I’ve heard it goes great with it.
I want that sauce, Morty, the Szechuan Mulan Szechuan sauce, Morty. Nine seasons, Morty.
Congratulations on your 700th comic Alex.
Damn, I just realised I’ve been following your comics for at least 2 years. Maybe 3 or 4.
Awwww yeah son! To 700 more! AND THEN ANOTHER 700, AND ANOTHER 700, AND SO ON!
But did he bring tequila?