Ok so I’m totally sure that this is not an original joke/criticism of Kingdom Hearts, but I just started playing Kingdom Hearts III on twitch and I basically don’t know anything about the series so this is fresh to me.

I played the original KH yeaaaaarsssss ago but didn’t finish it and I haven’t played any of the KH stuff that has come out in the years since.  Essentially, I don’t know anything about the series, so I figured it’d be fun to play the most recent game and try to figure out what the hell is going on.  Roughly four hours in, I am stunned by the nonsense and am going wild trying to figure out who everyone is and why Mickey Mouse traveled to like, hell or something to rescue someone named Aqua.

Mickey basically gave up and said that he didn’t train hard enough… he didn’t train hard enough to fight the forces of hell.