Corpse Run 1,135: Beta male
Turns out I did get into the beta, which is nice!
…but you know what’s nicer? TODAY IS NFL DRAFT DAY. So that means it’s time for the ANNUAL CORPSE RUN MOCK DRAFT, guaranteed to almost never get picks right.
| 1 | Jaguars | Travon Walker | DE | Georgia |
| 2 | Lions | Adian Hutchinson | DE | Michigan |
| 3 | Texans | Ikem Ekwonu | OT | NC State |
| 4 | Jets | Amahd Gardner | CB | Cincinatti |
| 5 | Giants | Kayvon Thibodeaux | DE | Oregon |
| 6 | Panthers | Evan Neal | OT | Alabama |
| 7 | Giants | Charles Cross | OT | Miss. State |
| 8 | Falcons | Garrett Wilson | WR | Ohio State |
| 9 | Seahawks | Derek Stingley Jr. | CB | LSU |
| 10 | Jets | Jermaine Johnson II | DE | Florida State |
| 11 | Washington | Kyle Hamilton | S | Notre Dame |
| 12 | Vikings | Jordan Davis | DT | Georgia |
| 13 | Texans | George Karlaftis | DE | Purdue |
| 14 | Ravens | Kenyon Green | OT/OG | Texas A&M |
| 15 | Eagles | Drake London | WR | USC |
| 16 | Saints | Jameson Williams | WR | Alabama |
| 17 | Chargers | Tyler Linderbaum | C/OG | Iowa |
| 18 | Eagles | Trent McDuffie | CB | Washington |
| 19 | Saints | Kenny Pickett | QB | Pittsburgh |
| 20 | Steelers | Malik Willis | QB | Liberty |
| 21 | Patriots | Daxton Hill | S | Michigan |
| 22 | Packers | Treylon Burks | WR | Arkansas |
| 23 | Cardinals | Devin Lloyd | LB | Utah |
| 24 | Cowboys | Zion Johnson | OG | Boston College |
| 25 | Bills | Kyler Gordon | CB | Washington |
| 26 | Titans | Chris Olave | WR | Ohio State |
| 27 | Buccaneers | Trevor Penning | OT | Northern Iowa |
| 28 | Packers | Nakobe Dean | LB | Georgia |
| 29 | Chiefs | Marcus Jones | CB | Houston |
| 30 | Chiefs | Jahan Dotson | WR | Penn State |
| 31 | Bengals | Trey McBride | TE | Colorado State |
| 32 | Lions | Andrew Booth | CB | Clemson |
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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