Corpse Run 658: EVERYTHING
I’m not really a baseball fan, but I happened to watch Game 7 of the World Series with Rich tonight and it might have been the single greatest sporting event I’ve ever seen. This thing really had it all, the history of the teams, ties, extra innings, a rain delay… holy-moley it was nuts.
…aaaaaaaand in regards to the strip above, I seriously feel everything on my torso right now. It’s like, oyyyyyyy.
Also, I’ve learned that my chest/stomach are super pasty.
Alright, real talk: why did you shave your chest?
The worst is that the chest itches when it’s shaved.
Wow, Alex! Welcome to the world of non-hairy people. We feel everything all the time! Hahahahaha. You should do your pits, too, while you’re at it. 😛 Hehehehehe.
Interestingly enough, shaved underarms is the reason most women have far less body odor than men do. The bacteria that feed off the sweat produced by those glands produce the smell, you see, and having body hair gives them a lot more surface area to claim as living space. Guys: If you’re having trouble keeping yourself from being stinky, shave. It’s easier than reapplying deodorant three times a day and far less offensive to others than just being damn stinky all the time. If you shave, don’t use spray deodorant. For some reason if spray deodorant comes into contact with any micro-nicks from shaving, it burns like hell.
Not much better for the roll on stuff, either. Yay, razor burn.
Oh yes, the burns, I used to flinch like I was having a spasm attack when I first started shaving there as a teen. Like Jabbing with paper-cuts when deodorant spray was applied.