Awww yeah, it’s that time of the year again!  My absolutely favorite day… NFL Draft day!  Every draft day (I think) has had some kind of draft related comic, so… draft time!

Before we get to draft stuff, I’m going to take a moment to talk about some Armenian stuff.  So there was this movie that came out over the weekend (The Promise) that centers around the Armenian Genocide.  The primary focus of the movie is a love story, but having it viewed under the lens of the genocide is a bit of a first for a major motion picture.

It was pretty decent and I generally recommend that other folks check it out.  As someone with some Armenian heritage, I think it’d be a positive thing if the movie didn’t totally bomb at the box office (which it is currently doing).  In a small attempt to promote this thing.  If you happen to go see it, write your email address on your ticket, take a photo, and email it to me at [email protected]

I’ll doodle you a one character sketch of your choice so long as it isn’t an NSFW request!

OK, BACK TO THE DRAFT!  IT’S TIME FOR…

The Sixth Annual Corpse Run Mock Draft!

  1. Browns – Myles Garret, DL, Texas A&M
  2. 49ers – Solomon Thomas, DL, Stanford
  3. Bears – Malik Hooker, S, Ohio State
  4. Jaguars – Jamal Adams, S, LSU
  5. Titans – Johnathan Allen, DL, Alabama
  6. Jets – Leonard Fournette, RB, LSU
  7. Chargers – Mitchell Trubisky, QB, North Carolina
  8. Panthers – Christian McCaffrey, RB, Stanford
  9. Bengals – Mike Williams, WR, Clemson
  10. Bills – O.J. Howard, TE, Alabama
  11. Saints – Marshon Lattimore, CB, Ohio State
  12. Browns – DeShaun Watson, QB, Clemson
  13. Cardinals – David Njoku, TE, Miami
  14. Eagles – Dalvin Cook, RB, Florida State
  15. Colts – Cam Robinson, OL, Alabama
  16. Ravens – Ryan Ramczyk, OL, Wisconsin
  17. Washington – Corey Davis, WR, W. Michigan
  18. Titans – Taco Charlton, DL, Michigan
  19. Buccaneers – Hanson Reddick, DL, Temple
  20. Broncos – Reuben Foster, LB, Alabama
  21. Lions – T.J. Watt, LB, Wisconsin
  22. Dolphins – John Ross, WR, Washington
  23. Giants – Forrest Lamp, OL, W. Kentucky
  24. Raiders –  Malik McDowel, DL, Michigan State
  25. Texans – Patrick Mahomes, QB, Texas Tech
  26. Seahawks – Marlon Humphrey, CB, Alabama
  27. Chiefs – Garret Bolles, OL, Utah
  28. Cowboys – JuJu Smith-Schuster, WR, USC
  29. Packers – Jabrill Peppers, LB, Michigan
  30. Steelers – DeShone Kizer, QB, Notre Dame
  31. Falcons – Caleb Brantley, DL, Florida
  32. Saints – Derek Darnett, DL, Tennessee

Guaranteed to be wrong or your money back!