Awwwww yeah it’s only 11:07pm while writing this post.  That’s so early it may as well be the middle of the day.

To be fair, no, we did not receive a package marked “fragile as eggs” that contained eggs.  We did however, receive a package labeled “fragile as eggs.”

The thought of it containing eggs excited me so much that I was supremely disappointed when there weren’t eggs inside.

This was an enormous bummer.