Rich and I finished up our Final Fantasy 9 run earlier this week and despite the fact that this was hardly my first playthrough of the game, I had no idea just how all-encompassing the “bird killer” ability was.
Is an enemy aerial in any way, shape, or form?
“BIRD!” cries FF9, even when something clearly isn’t a bird.
Ozma, for example, is a sphere.
Come on, that’s not even close.
Also falling into the category of “not even close” was my clothes at work on Wednesday. I felt out of sorts all day and couldn’t place why until 5pm when I went to the bathroom. While staring in the mirror as I washed my hands, I realized that my shirt was buttoned incorrectly.
I looked ridiculous. Forget the fact that I was out of it enough that morning to button my shirt wrong and not notice, but no one mentioned anything to me all day.