Corpse Run 516: Insecurity
LIVESTREAM UPDATE:
The next livestream will be this Friday, May 15th at 7pm est! What will the game be this time? Jackie, [Name Redacted], and I went through some Wii games that have been collecting dust recently and came across Trauma Center!
THAT TOTALLY SOUNDS LIKE A LIVESTREAM GAME!
Get ready to doctor it up!
See you then!
END LIVESTREAM UPDATE!
I’d love to be able to say that this strip isn’t true, but hey… sometimes I worry that everyone around me, strangers or otherwise, have decided to make fun of me as though shaming me had suddenly entered the public consciousness.
…that’s likely not the case, but…
it might be.
Went to my mother’s house yesterday (happy mother’s day!), where for one amazing moment our topic of conversation was 1,000 year old eggs.
According to my sister (who appeared to be getting her information from a TV show called The Amazing Race), they are real food items and take 1,000 years to make.
I attempted to explain why that couldn’t possibly be true, but ultimately figured Googling them would be more useful. Turns out they aren’t called 1000 year old eggs, they’re called century eggs…
…and they take a few weeks to a few months to make. Furthermore, there’s apparently another form of this dish that calls for the eggs to be soaked in horse urine.
Upon hearing that, my cousins began referring to the vanilla mousse as “Horse Eggs,” or something to that effect.
We are a strange group of people.
Sometimes I take off my headphones to make sure the sound isn’t coming through my smartphone as well, somehow. It’s not embarrassing for strangers to hear your music, but I listen to kids shows in Mandarin on the bus… don’t judge me!
Oh goodness… if my headphones suddenly became unplugged or my phone randomly began using the speaker for music my train car would be filled with Disney, MLP, and Broadway.
Part of me would hope that everyone would know the words and sing along, but I get the feeling that might not happen =P
Careful the edge of paranoia is when you shift from knowing that the world dosnt care about you to when you know that the world marks your every movement. 😛
SO YOU’RE SAYING THEY ARE WATCHING ME… I KNEW IT!
Damn he’s onto us. We’re getting out now. Pack up the gear…
WRONG CHAT
At least they probably don’t have a reason to make fun of you. I say dumb things all the time!
Last week, my friend and I went to the Apple store, and the only direction he told me was to “go left”. I took the silliness of such a statement to make it an in joke, and for the rest of the day, everytime we weren’t entirely sure to go, I’d something like “we should go left”, “which way is left”, and “we should ask someone which way is left”. I didn’t, thankfully, but didn’t realise how stupid such a question would be until we we’re on the train back. “Which way is left?” I’m such an idiot >.>
We really did have to just head left to get to the Apple store, though.
While I can’t watch the stream (all the Internet I have is 2GB on this phone), have fun with Trauma Centre! Pretty sure i have that. Unless you’re really good at pointing, or have a second player, you will have to lower the difficulty at some point. Good luck, and have fun!
Dang, I really do tend to rant on…