Ok so I started playing NieR Replicant and everything is normal and whatever and then all of a sudden a lady shows up wearing sexy negligee and underwear that makes any outfit from NieR Automata look like the wardrobe of an overly prudish celibate Mennonite who’s never seen her ankles before.

Like, she’s wearing what basically looks like the backside of a jockstrap held together by string.  Butt is straight hanging out to the point where I’m concerned that anyone streaming the game on Twitch could get in hot water.

“When she needs to poop, does she just pull the string?” I asked.

“She’s going to have to lace it back up after,” Victoria proclaimed.