For the past couple of days, I’ve been out of the city and up in the mountains getting some work done, so I haven’t been in the store to meet any new… fun… customers. That said, just before my store absence began, the above strip happened.

Yeah, some chick said she had to charge her Ouija board. It’s a piece of cardboard with letters and simple answers printed on it. What did she mean by charge it? Charge it’s spiritual energy? Charge its… chakra? That’s a thing, right?

Right?

I will spend the rest of my life wondering what it means to charge an Ouija board.