More or less an actual conversation with my roommate. According to her, a previous apartment she lived in was haunted by a ghost who wanted nothing more but to troll. Instead of killing people, or writing haunted messages with blood on the wall, Jackie’s ghost instead took delight in moving items like keys and hats across the room, or slightly readjusting them.

I suggested that forgetfulness and gravity were more likely culprits, but then quickly recanted when I realized that in horror movies, the character who points this fact out usually dies first.

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