So this happened, like actually, my F keycap broke.  While it genuinely is mapped to “I need healing” in Overwatch, I assume it’s mount snapping was more likely due to a manufacturer defect than the key being hit more violently than any others.  WASD would be the most likely candidates for getting mashed too hard.

Now, I ordered some new keycaps to replace it, but I am a big dumb dumb…

…I have an older keyboard from the same company with the same form factor that I forgot about that I could have taken an F key from.

I am dumb.