Corpse Run 189: How it should have gone down
I guess Bowser is just like any other villain, his flaw is that he always allows the hero the slightest bit of chance to win. Seems to me that if the door was numbered, Mario would be stuck and Bowser’d win. His loss, I guess.
MOUSEWATCH: On Tuesday we caught not one, not two but THR… no, it was actually two, never mind. So we caught two more mice, bringing the grand total up to seven. Awesome! Their names are… uhh… Romano and Feta… I’m going to run out of cheeses eventually. They both went into the same trap, so transporting them to the park was simple… for me.
For our rodent friends, it was another story. Since they were fairly big mice and stuck in so small a trap, apparently they thought that they had to kill each other in order to survive. The entire walk over to the park they were going at one another, wrestling, and squeaking up a storm.
I, like an idiot, held the trap up to my face and yelled “Stop!” It was at this point that I realized mice don’t speak, and talking to them had little chance of making a difference in getting their attention.
I did, however, attract the attention of other people on the sidewalk, so I picked up my pace and didn’t make eye contact with passerby.
Romano and Feta must have really hated each other, by the by, when I opened up the trap, they both bolted in different directions. I wonder if rodents hold grudges… these guys might meet again and throw down one day.
Still haven’t named any after the maggot cheese? Or did I just miss it?
And being crazy is fine. Not your fault other people can’t deal with it.
Ok, so I definitely missed 3 of them… and how do you get so many mice in your apartment?!
Edam is my favorite cheese, it is from Belgium, but most people have not heard of it. It is delicious! have you used pepper jack and marble jack?
just watch the monty python skit “the cheese shop”. plenty of cheeses to pick from.
Haha, cheese is awesome! Cheese cheese chesse. Oh, and the comic too! Yeah, that thing!
Dude, there are so many kinds of cheeses; if you have so many mice in your place that you run out of cheeses, you’re in major trouble.
That said, I vote for naming the next mouse Goat.
I realize, with my opinion on Ponies, I’m already hated, but now it can get worse.
I hate Mario games.
Yet for some reason I enjoy Wario. I blame Wario Blast. I still own that.
It’s all good, different strokes and all that jazz. Wario’s sweet too =P
If I can just make the first comment about the comic. I think the reason there is no star on that door is because the castle is a trap for mario, not a fortress for bowser. If it was going to be bowser’s stronghold, why would he send mario a phony invite from peach to come over, or even let mario in the front door in the first place. I can’t be the only one who heard bowser’s evil laugh as I walked in at the beginning of mario 64.
You make a valid argument. But, consider the following. In many of the other Mario games, Bowser has challenged Mario outright by stealing the princess right in front of him. I believe, in Mario 64 bowser sent a cake invite to mario for the same reason someone playing modern warfare puts down trip mines and reveals their location or sets up a crows nest overlooking an objective the enemy team is after. For the satisfaction of killing his rival on his own terms in a trap.
How about in Super Mario Bros, make him jump over a super giant pit without any power-up before that, or you could build a towering, indestructable wall. Or Ganon, make every room in every dungeon of Legend of Zelda lead to a dead end, so Link cannot gather the Triforces.