Hi guys! I’m terribly sorry about this, but I have a work call on Friday night. This came up on short notice. Unfortunately that means there won’t be a stream this week… sorry again!
We’ll reconvene next Friday!
See you then!
END LIVESTREAM UPDATE!
Yesterday was April Fools Day… I got my fool on pretty early.
…around 8pm the day before, in fact.
The tag team of feeling hungry and not wanting to take the time to cook is often a dangerous combination. After listen to my stomach gurgle for an hour or so I walked a block to the McDonalds near me and figured “hey, so long as I’m eating garbage, I may as well eat a lot of garbage.”
I ordered two McDoubles and three McChickens from the (more than a) dollar menu, received them in a greasy paper bag, and walked back home in the rain.
Let’s get the gross part out of the way: yes, I ate all of it… in less than ten minutes, even. I also slathered the sandwiches with a super salty sesame sauce…
…you know, cause this meal needed more sodium.
Food consumed and hunger satisfied (ish), I went about my business and eventually went to bed.
…then I woke up an hour later. Stomach… pain. Urge to go to bathroom… astronomical.
In the interest of sparing the details, what this boils down to is that I spent forty-five minutes on the toilet, never going more than five minutes without something evacuating my person…
…and not always from the same place.
I hope I’ve learned my lesson: never again McDonald’s, never again.