…yeah. As some of you might have guessed, I got the idea for this one while… using the facilities.
I’ll leave it at that.
Jackie confronted me today about the Snowboard Kids strip from a week or two ago. She saw it while out on vacation, and thought that I got the idea because she left some dishes in the sink. I quickly dismissed the notion, and we proceeded to watch a bunch of episodes of some interior design show that essentially was a Project Runway ripoff.
I’m not very design conscious, but one of the contestants was named Alex, so I found it wildly entertaining.
It’s been a while since I posted a customer quote, but the gem I heard today needs to be posted here. A customer asked me to compare a few TVs, and as I did, I said something to the effect of, “TV A’s picture is very fuzzy, kind of grainy like old film.”
The lady responded, “Yeah, like semen.”
I paused, decided to pretend as though I didn’t hear what she said, and continued my explanation.
Most awkward customer interaction… so far.