Corpse Run 518: Regular exercise
LIVESTREAM UPDATE:
The next livestream will be this Friday, May 22nd at 7pm est! We played Trauma Center after the doodle last week… we must play more.
That game is an absolute riot. The operations are entertaining, there’s a anime-esque story involved, and our hero Dr. Derek Stiles can improve his doctor-ing by drawing a pentagram in the air with his hands.
Clearly this is the greatest game that has even been created.
See you then!
END LIVESTREAM UPDATE!
Just like comic Alex, I decided to get a FitBit in an attempt to force myself to exercise more. My (possibly poor) reasoning is that I get a kick out of stats, so the concept of having a little device attached to me pumping out quantifiable information as if it was the stat counter in GTA is really neat.
I’m hoping it encourage me to JRPG stat build myself into something other than the out of shape, winded-after-one-flight-of-stairs guy I am.
Perhaps in the future FitBit will utilize the Junction System, that way I can exercise by playing cards.
That’d be awesome.
How cool would it be if working out could be a minigame like in video games. I’d enjoy the San Andreas approach, where you lift the weights like 50 times and you are already buff or like run for 1-2 minutes and you lose a lot of weight. Or like Sims, where you can change some stuff around merely by looking in the mirror. Or like Saints Row, where for a mere 500$ you can change whatever you want.
It would be interesting to see data on those that are physically fit vs those that are less than active when masturbating. Does your heart rate stay constant or does it take longer to slow down after climaxing.