Corpse Run 342: Trap your soul, explode your body
There are a lot of things that I do that I regret. I’m not sure if google image searching “gonorrhea” falls under the regret category, as I wanted to see what a bad infection looks like for the purposes of the strip, but it certainly comes close.
Also, don’t image search “gonorrhea.”
I’ve done it so you don’t have to.
You know how some people stare off into space when they’re thinking? I do that as well, but instead of staring up and away from things, I usually stare directly forward.
Normally this isn’t a problem as most of my thinking takes place in the privacy of my apartment, more often than not when I’m totally alone.
I was not alone, however, at a Starbucks this morning. I was reading some notes/burning some time before an interview (I’ll let you guys know how that goes once I find out!) and was running some potential questions/responses in my head.
Thinking mode thoroughly activated, my eyes locked straight forward and, while I imagine they still sent visual information to my brain, none of it was registered.
Thinking thinking thinking
The moment my thought ended, I suddenly realized that I was locking eyes with a middle aged man sitting at a table roughly ten feet away.
…apparently for a considerable amount of time.
He give me a weird angry/stink-eye look and left.
I sat facing the wall for the remainder of my time there. You know, just in case I accidentally stared down anyone else.
One final note: the livestreams will be back soon! I’m shooting for next Friday as the start date, but I need to see how the rest of the week plays out first. Once I know for sure, I’ll let you guys know!
You should do a cartoon of accidentally setting fire to the curtains while absently staring at them and thinking about something else!
Good luck with the interview.
Oh gosh, what if I did that in real life… time to go to the X-men academy!
I don’t get it…I probably have to play the game.
I have the same thing, except I look down a bit. One time, I was standing near the table of my teacher, waiting until she was done helping a classmate. I was staring in the direction of the doorway, totally lost in my thoughts. At some point, a girl walked to the doorway. I didn’t even notice it, until she started laughing and I realized I was staring right at her chest. Luckily, I was very small then and considered cute (or something), so I wasn’t treated like a creep. It was still very painful for me though.
Egads, if that happened to me, my face would still be red.
Luckily, nobody ever mentioned it afterwards (to me anyway). For some reason, I’ve always been extremely lucky that nobody started bullying me.
Psssh, you can’t tell me what to do.
*ok now lemme just type in gonorrhea annnd*
OH MY GOSH MY EYYYYYES
Yeah… I figured that you folks still might look.
Eye bleach required!
Here you go! One ten-gallon jug of Bio-Hazard brand Eye Bleach. Try not to spill it on colored clothing, as it WILL spontaneously combust. And, like phosphorous burns, water makes it worse.
My cousin suffers from absence seizures, and as a child it was just assumed she was “spacing out”.
By the time she was actually diagnosed she almost got in a huge fight with a psycho b*tch at her high school who thought my cousin was staring at her boyfriend.
Also, your “Google trap” does nothing to me, I’ve used most of those pictures as wallpapers on my friend’s/coworkers computers.
For the wallpaper thing… I think I officially love you. xD You rock!
I’ve been on both sides of this situation, both “staring” at people and also mistakenly thinking someone wanted my attention because they were looking in my direction. In both cases a quick “Did you want something?” from the person being looked at usually sorts out the confusion though.
Alex, don’t draw/write about my second waifu like that 😛
A little video to explain Gaige’s arrival into Pandora-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0QBTg3RgXs
I got the explosive clap; I make my applauds so loud that they sound like explosions!… Get it? (true story though)