So I’m pretty sure that if you’ve been anywhere near a web-connected computer in the last few months you may have heard about the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), a bill that will cripple the internet in an attempt to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m pretty sure that my playing a lot of Skyrim this month had nothing to do with the spike in my power bill, but there was a spike… who knows? I went home to New Jersey on Monday for some… family business…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Does you mind wander when you’re trying to sleep? Mine does, right off a friggin cliff. The random brain fart detailed above is honestly one of thetamer things that has popped into my mind while attempting to gracefully fall into slumber.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
December 8th, 2011 One issue with The Elder Scrolls that hasn’t changed at all from Oblivion to Skyrim is that NPCs often talk to you in the least believable way possible. Examples abound in every city and faction. Take for instance: After[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I know I say this pretty often (with alarming regularity, really), but I’m really getting the feeling that I’m going insane. Not throw excrement around while singing “Mary had a little lamb” insane, but rather the type of insane where[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
December 1st, 2011 Once again, I’m typing to you from the wee hours of the morning. On an unrelated note, the funeral for my sleep schedule will be held next Sunday at 8:30pm. All are welcome. As time goes on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s 2:14am, I haven’t slept at all today, and I’m still pretty beat from Black Friday… none of which is really an adequate explanation for the strangeness you saw above… On Sundays, I’ll often set one or two TVs to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I swear to god that no employee is “trained” to say that he is unaware of Black Friday prices. For the last month, I have spent more time talking about how I don’t know future prices than I have anything[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
November 21st, 2011 I once had a friend from nantucket. she often liked to poop in a bucket. she squatted all day long, and kept her mouth in a bong, until her poops became … nantucket. So, my roommate is standing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is it weird that I referenced the Elder Scrolls dragon alphabet to actually spell out “penis” in dragon-ese? Am I a messed up individual? Yes, but by god I’m thorough. Quick note: reader Jake pointed out that the archives section should[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…