So Rich convinced me to play a stealth character in Skyrim and I haven’t looked back since. Outside of walking right under peoples noses, stealing stuff out of peoples hands, and even making tons of noise while going undetected (as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So earlier this week I was hungry. Shocker. I decided to take a stroll down to the grocery store to get something, but what I did not know. Normally, I get something simple, like peanut butter or bread crumbs. This[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m pretty sure that, while I very often suck at the things I do, I have never been a part of any endeavor that could have been called a complete failure of the umpteenth degree. Then I tried to go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So I’m pretty sure that if you’ve been anywhere near a web-connected computer in the last few months you may have heard about the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), a bill that will cripple the internet in an attempt to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m pretty sure that my playing a lot of Skyrim this month had nothing to do with the spike in my power bill, but there was a spike… who knows? I went home to New Jersey on Monday for some… family business…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
December 8th, 2011 One issue with The Elder Scrolls that hasn’t changed at all from Oblivion to Skyrim is that NPCs often talk to you in the least believable way possible. Examples abound in every city and faction. Take for instance: After[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s 2:14am, I haven’t slept at all today, and I’m still pretty beat from Black Friday… none of which is really an adequate explanation for the strangeness you saw above… On Sundays, I’ll often set one or two TVs to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
November 21st, 2011 I once had a friend from nantucket. she often liked to poop in a bucket. she squatted all day long, and kept her mouth in a bong, until her poops became … nantucket. So, my roommate is standing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is it weird that I referenced the Elder Scrolls dragon alphabet to actually spell out “penis” in dragon-ese? Am I a messed up individual? Yes, but by god I’m thorough. Quick note: reader Jake pointed out that the archives section should[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, like everyone else on the internet recently, I’ve been playing Skyrim. I also haven’t slept a lot recently. I’m sure that’s unrelated. One Skyrim note: every NPC seems oddly eager to let you know that you’re in Skyrim. It’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…