Is it weird that I referenced the Elder Scrolls dragon alphabet to actually spell out “penis” in dragon-ese? Am I a messed up individual? Yes, but by god I’m thorough. Quick note: reader Jake pointed out that the archives section should[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, like everyone else on the internet recently, I’ve been playing Skyrim. I also haven’t slept a lot recently. I’m sure that’s unrelated. One Skyrim note: every NPC seems oddly eager to let you know that you’re in Skyrim. It’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, thanks to everyone who sent me get well messages about my back this past week. It was really sweet and I totally appreciate it. I don’t think I’ll be running a marathon any time soon, but I am[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For some reason I thought this was gonna be like, the millionth Zelda comic this month, but after a stroll through the archives, I was wrong. Apparently I’ve just had Zelda on the mind recently. It’s past midnight, I have work[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic seemed like an obvious joke, so I decided to google “phoenix wright wedding” first to see if it had already been done. This is what I found. Also, a ton of related fanfic that I will not post here.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll come clean… I’ve never actually seen Schindler’s List; I just have a general idea concerning what it’s about. Jackie and I were lamenting the fact that we haven’t had much fun playing video games lately, so we tried to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sooooo… unless you haven’t been near the internet or a TV in the last few weeks, you may have heard about Occupy Wall Street, where a constantly-growing group of protesters have been marching across New York City, primarily at Wall[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This was the first time in months that I had a Saturday off from work, so I was planning for an awesome weekend. Everything started off great on Friday, when I met some friends at Max Brenner (a chocolate themed restaurant that is just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No, this didn’t happen at work today… or yesterday… or ever… As much entertainment as my customers can give, sometimes I yearn for just a little more. I think KO-ing Glass Joe and taking on Iron Mike, all while wearing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Keeping up with the trend from last comic, it’s currently 4:11am. I had to be at the store for an inventory count, which included individually counting and cross checking three large bins full of assorted batteries that were in no[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…