December 8th, 2011 One issue with The Elder Scrolls that hasn’t changed at all from Oblivion to Skyrim is that NPCs often talk to you in the least believable way possible. Examples abound in every city and faction. Take for instance: After[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I know I say this pretty often (with alarming regularity, really), but I’m really getting the feeling that I’m going insane. Not throw excrement around while singing “Mary had a little lamb” insane, but rather the type of insane where[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s 2:14am, I haven’t slept at all today, and I’m still pretty beat from Black Friday… none of which is really an adequate explanation for the strangeness you saw above… On Sundays, I’ll often set one or two TVs to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I swear to god that no employee is “trained” to say that he is unaware of Black Friday prices. For the last month, I have spent more time talking about how I don’t know future prices than I have anything[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
November 21st, 2011 I once had a friend from nantucket. she often liked to poop in a bucket. she squatted all day long, and kept her mouth in a bong, until her poops became … nantucket. So, my roommate is standing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is it weird that I referenced the Elder Scrolls dragon alphabet to actually spell out “penis” in dragon-ese? Am I a messed up individual? Yes, but by god I’m thorough. Quick note: reader Jake pointed out that the archives section should[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, like everyone else on the internet recently, I’ve been playing Skyrim. I also haven’t slept a lot recently. I’m sure that’s unrelated. One Skyrim note: every NPC seems oddly eager to let you know that you’re in Skyrim. It’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah, so… there’s a towel I’ve been using for a while that I’ve managed to neglect every time I’ve gone to the laundromat. While at first, the lack of proper washing and care did not have much effect on said[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, thanks to everyone who sent me get well messages about my back this past week. It was really sweet and I totally appreciate it. I don’t think I’ll be running a marathon any time soon, but I am[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, I haven’t gotten off to a good start this month, have I? So I was in the warehouse at work yesterday taking down some TVs to put on the floor, when suddenly, my back tightened up and went into[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…